Ding Dang Dong

Ding Dang Dong by Nora Dalasta with Alexis & Glenda Disselkoen

This was my engagement gift from TheWife - then TheFiancé. I particularly like the “spontaneous combustion” line.

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I swear I didn’t do this, but I wish I did

Doller Store Dalasta

Dollar store. Place where rush-to-the-bottom, built-to-blow products are sold. Contains toys made for children, by children. Cost equals about a month’s wages to the poor bastards who made it.

My dalasta ‘phone sounds like the subway P.A.! Did you buy these rubbers at the dallasta’? This dalasta’ super-glue is actually slippery!