How to know your friend is an SEO

You know your friend could be an SEO if:

1. They have a work uniform consists of a bathrobe
2. They have a nickname that would sound good on a helmet in Top Gun
3. They know what Mesothelioma is
4. You don’t know what he does, but when he tries to explain it, you hear the word “google” a lot. Sometimes in awe and sometimes in disgust.
5. Having them as an overnight guest, you get manually spammed
6. They go on a business trip for a week, but when they get back it just looks like they’ve been to Vegas on a 7-day bender…
7. Even their significant other uses modifiers when they search
8. They’ve previously asked you to write “articles” because you are an “expert” in some field you thought they had no interest in.
9. At your wedding, the actual wedding guestbook was spammed
10. They keep really good secrets
11. When you walk anywhere together, they always try to keep one step ahead of you
12. They can speak a full sentence in acronyms
13. They’ve stopped mid-conversation to go “register a domain”
14. They talk about phishing & bait, but it has nothing to do with the swimming variety