More real-life Dilbert
Coming not even two weeks after the last Dilbertization, I ran across another one today.
We now have an acronym for a project that is “WTF”. Not done on purpose…no joke.
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Dalasta in Urban Dictionary
I swear I didn’t do this, but I wish I did
Dollar store. Place where rush-to-the-bottom, built-to-blow products are sold. Contains toys made for children, by children. Cost equals about a month’s wages to the poor bastards who made it.
My dalasta ‘phone sounds like the subway P.A.! Did you buy these rubbers at the dallasta’? This dalasta’ super-glue is actually slippery!
Noisy white noise
Straight out of Dilbert.
We have this white-noise system that is supposed to eliminate or reduce background sounds. Right now there is an HR congregation around my desk debating on how much to reduce the noise coming from the extremely loud white-noise system.
It seriously sounds like my hard-of-hearing grandmother fell asleep while watching TV and the station went off the air.
How popular is your name?
WhitePages.com has some new information available for people interested in names.
Dalasta is ranked way down there in terms of popularity.
Darren is 484 for first names. Sandwiched in between Becky & Sonia. …no not like that you pervert
Other misspellings:
- Darrin - 982
- Darron - 3344
- Daron - 3173
- Darryn - 9211
- Darin - 855
- Deron - 3494
- and 1 poor soul whose parents had problems: Dayrun
4 people have the unforunate last name of Poop.
The top 5 last names for Nora are:
Some other friends:
248 Josh Johnson (enough Josh Johnsons to have a raging party)
129 Amy Morgan
115 Laura Jordan
44 Matt Elliott
19 Jeff Coyle
12 Mark Petrosky
13 Chase Taylor
13 Matt Davies
10 Shawn Swenson (enough for a 5 vs 5 game of basketball. just don’t call for the ball by your teammates name)
4 George Kepnick
4 Donal Carlon
2 Justin Rezac
2 Jack Koziol
1 Genevieve Yavello
1 Max Bardon
Ruggid Krøss
Who are they?
Why do they not have a website?
Am I the lead singer?
How do you make that cool “o”
That is not me buying “rugged kross” on Google, and I’m pretty sure I’ve never cleaned up after myself (?) like this comment claims.
Added: ok, found it. Hi Jack.
Why Live.com makes me scratch my head
No, not because of their questionable result sets.
You know how the “v” and “c” keys are so close to each other?
One of my somewhat common typos is hitting “c” instead of “v”
When you’re looking for live.com, that can be a problem. It always makes me uncomfortably itchy after the page loads.
